Great news! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. Some examples:

Herman's Hermits:
"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
The Rolling Stones:
"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Credence Clearwater Revival:
"Bad Prune Rising"
Marvin Gaye:
"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
The Who:
"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"
The Troggs:
"Bald Thing"
Carly Simon:
"You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees:
"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
Roberta Flack:
"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash: "
I Can't See Clearly Now"
The Temptations:
"Papa Got a Kidney Stone"
ABBA:
"Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer:
"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores:
"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
Procol Harem:
"A Whiter Shade of Hair"
The Beatles:
"I Get By With a Little Help From Depends"