DO YOU REMEMBER when a VW beetle was a cheap Hippie ride, not a Baby Boomer Toy.

Great news! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. Some examples:
 
Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker" 
The Rolling Stones: "You Can't Always Pee When You Want" 
Credence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Prune Rising" 
Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts" 
The Who: "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication" 
The Troggs: "Bald Thing" 
Carly Simon: "You're So Varicose Vein" 
The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip" 
Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face" 
Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now" 
The Temptations: "Papa Got a Kidney Stone" 
ABBA: "Denture Queen" 
Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping" 
Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom" 
Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair" 
The Beatles: "I Get By With a Little Help From Depends"